How to Cook a Turkey

The air is cool, my turbo is happy.
Along comes a Firebird that looks quite crappy.

My 7, it sits all quiet and humble.
While that Bird, it idles with a tremendous rumble.

With a little smirk I turn up the boost.
And await the death of a hen in its roost.

The revs come up and the air starts to shake.
My 7 is happy as a bird we shall bake.

With a bang, a pop, and a tremendous chirp.
The Firebird's motor explodes with a burp.

As pieces of "stuffing" fall from out of its pan.
I idle away and exclaim "Oh my - hot dam!"

Happy Thanksgiving All!!!!!!!!!!!

"Pontiac, The Other White Meat"

Submitted by Dean Smith