How to Cook a Turkey
Along comes a Firebird that looks quite crappy.
My 7, it sits all quiet and humble.
While that Bird, it idles with a tremendous rumble.
With a little smirk I turn up the boost.
And await the death of a hen in its roost.
The revs come up and the air starts to shake.
My 7 is happy as a bird we shall bake.
With a bang, a pop, and a tremendous chirp.
The Firebird's motor explodes with a burp.
As pieces of "stuffing" fall from out of its pan.
I idle away and exclaim "Oh my - hot dam!"
Happy Thanksgiving All!!!!!!!!!!!
"Pontiac, The Other White Meat"
Submitted by Dean Smith