How to Cook a TurkeyAlong comes a Firebird that looks quite crappy. My 7, it sits all quiet and humble. While that Bird, it idles with a tremendous rumble. With a little smirk I turn up the boost. And await the death of a hen in its roost. The revs come up and the air starts to shake. My 7 is happy as a bird we shall bake. With a bang, a pop, and a tremendous chirp. The Firebird's motor explodes with a burp. As pieces of "stuffing" fall from out of its pan. I idle away and exclaim "Oh my - hot dam!" Happy Thanksgiving All!!!!!!!!!!! "Pontiac, The Other White Meat" Submitted by Dean Smith |